Pseudo-screams of cautiousnesS

thefrogman:

The Yelling Duck
by Froggie von Froggerson

There was an angry duck, and all he did was yell
What he was yelling, no one could tell
But he kept on yelling, though he was not understood
He would not stop yelling as loud as he could
Finally a fellow duck asked, “Why all the rage?”
The yelling duck replied, “I just saw Ke$ha perform on stage.”

And then everyone was like, “Ooooh. Keep on yelling then, little duck.” 

(via frankisaurusrex)